Life in the office

When you have a meeting at 5.30pm on a Friday

  • Putain!

  • Porca troia!

  • That's fucking unacceptable! Who do they think they are? Bloody tossers!

When your project manager makes a joke about the deadline being yesterday

  • Putain!

  • Coglione!

  • He's a fun chap

When a conference has 99% of white male speakers

  • Putain!


  • That's unacceptable

When you figure out that taking a dump in the office means they are technically paying you to take a dump

  • Putain!

  • Sono un fottuto genio!

  • Gross, but fair

When during an interview you not only figure out the job is shite, but also that the interviewer spent the last 15 minutes looking at your boobs

  • Putain!

  • Porco bastardo

  • I feel a little uncomfortable

When you realise your hammer works only with one nail

  • Putain!

  • Martello di merda

  • Maybe it was my fault