Life in the office
When you have a meeting at 5.30pm on a Friday
That's fucking unacceptable! Who do they think they are? Bloody tossers!
When your project manager makes a joke about the deadline being yesterday
He's a fun chap
When a conference has 99% of white male speakers
TESTE DI CAZZO SENZA PARI
When you figure out that taking a dump in the office means they are technically paying you to take a dump
Sono un fottuto genio!
Gross, but fair
When during an interview you not only figure out the job is shite, but also that the interviewer spent the last 15 minutes looking at your boobs
I feel a little uncomfortable
When you realise your hammer works only with one nail
Martello di merda
Maybe it was my fault