Parenting
The journey of a lifetime
When your beloved kid pulls a tantrum because you told them they can have ice cream after lunch
Putain!
Cazzo strilli?
That's loud
When your kids spend 2 days with the granparents and develop a chocolate addiction
Putain!
Vecchi di merda
That's not too bad
When you have to meet your kid's friend's parents and socialise with them
Putain!
Che vita di merda
Nice folks, I like them
When the kids come home from their very first music lesson and insist they want to play to you
Putain!
Sono fottuto
How adorable
When your kid NEVER tidies up after playing