Day to day situations
When you are a Juventus supporter and Real Madrid gets a penalty at the 94'
L'arbitro ha l'immondizia al posto del cuore
The refeeree is in charge
When you've done the whole puzzle and there's a piece missing
Fijo de na mignotta
I could have seen that coming
When the toilet paper is mounted wrong
Idiota col botto
How is that wrong?
When you discover that your date is big on selfies
Inutile spreco di ossigeno
When you arrive at home, hoping for netflix and chill, but your partner is a little annoyed by the mess you left in the kitchen
When you have seen a reasonably big spider in your living room and now you have to change flat
As long as I don't move, I'll be fine